ss_blog_claim=cd46ef178142ba5c793d6628c487d5ef The Stuff I Think: I'm A Bad Mom

Friday, October 19, 2007

I'm A Bad Mom

I'm a terrible mommy. I make my child take her school clothes off when she gets home. I make her wash her hands before she eats and after she uses the potty and after she plays with the dog. I make her go to bed at 8:00 and I make her eat vegetables. I make her say "please" and "thank you" and "excuse me" and "I'm sorry". I make her take small bites of her food and chew them up well before she swallows. I make her take a bath and wash her hair on a regular basis. When she's sick, I make her take medicine and rest. I make her come inside when it's dark and I make her wear bug spray when she's outside. I'm a mean, bad, horrible mommy and one day she'll thank me for it, especially when SHE becomes a "mean, bad, horrible" mommy herself!


Retta said...

I'm a mean terrible mommy too!!!

Rachaelsworld said...

I love this one, very creative. I guess I am in the mean terrible Mommy category too. lol